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October 22, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

I am in a funk...and have been for a few weeks now. I'm not talking about 'funk' like, 'where's my bass, let's lay some bad-ass sh*t down!'...or a 'funk' like, 'Goddamn you smell like the ass of a dead raccoon that just climbed out of of the ass of another dead raccoon'. No, I'm in a 'funk' like "I'm in a sh*tty mood" funk.  

The reasons for this are multiple, but I'm not here to dwell on those reasons. I just wanted to tell you why I'm cutting this blog short; because I'd rather be yelling like a lunatic and using so many incredibly profane words that I'd have to start making new words up.  

Like, 'saclicious'. That's not a word, but it sounds like one and it sounds insulting.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


And THIS Saturday is #BourbonandBaconFest, bitcholas! Get your tickets NOW. We'll see you there!