What Landed on...EW!

October 2, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

Based on the direction today's show went...I should say, ONE of the directions today's show went...we were left with the question of what probably happens more:

  •  Cow afterbirth on someone's neck OR a bat landing on naked testicles?


Admittedly, this is not a typical inquiry, but based on two separate stories brought to us by callers, we couldn't help but debate it.

A woman called to tell us that when she was a kid living on a farm, she had the misfortune of having an irritable cow poop afterbirth on her neck.  

Before that, a guy called to tell the story of the time a bat landed on his b's while he was taking a leak outside. Miles is convinced he's the only living person to have had a bat on his bits, while I figure he's one of maybe three people to have had a bat on his scrotum.  

We live a good life...and we know this because we have time to think about ridiculous crap like this.  

OK bitches, enjoy your night and until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


And while you're here, get your tickets to Bourbon and Bacon Fest, bitches! It's on 10/27 in Tacoma and we'll see you there!