When the Grandma Hate is REAL

March 28, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

There were some really messed up stories in the news recently; 'woman who married daughter after annulling marriage to teenage son" (yes, you read that right) "...gets 2 years in prison and 8 years probation."  

"Woman in Florida gives birth to baby fathered by brother".


We decided to ask, 'who do you wish you weren't related to?'  What we discovered is that 'grandma', 'meema', 'nanna', she is the most likely offender. Didn't expect that, but grand mothers seemed to the relative brought up most today. For the most part, they are racist as f**k. No one ever calls their older family members 'racist' unless they're dead. We'll call them 'old fashioned', 'old school', 'stuck in their ways', but never 'racist'...even though that's exactly what they are.

No one is 'happy' to have a devout racist in the family and we heard a lot of that today (not just meema) but one story we heard today took a much different angle. Guy called and said he wishes he wasn't related to his cousin. We assumed that he, like most people today, was gonna tell us what a horrible person she is, etc, etc. Nothing like that at all.

He didn't wanna be related to his cousin because his cousin is hot and he wanted to have sex with her.

We didn't see that coming. 

I'm outta here.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!



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