When You Have an ACTUAL Pain in the Butt

April 10, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

Yesterday's blog was dedicated to my ass. Not in some vain way, but a complaint that this cysty bitch is bringing me nothing but pain. That said, there was a wonderful outpouring of sympathy and support for me and my ass. So, thank you?  

Also, many of you shared similar stories of how your ass became your cysty enemy. I feel ya...and you're right, it DOES suck.

Ah, so I'm not trying to revisit this whole thing, but I am happy to say that I have a doctor's appointment to drain this motherf*#ker Thursday morning. I don't know much, but I guess it gets lanced and drained (8 years of medical school to drain my ass... why be a doctor?) and some antibiotics. Apparently, this whole ass-stabbing, fluid draining procedure doesn't take too long and should be relatively painless. Whatever...we'll see.

That's the good news. Somewhere down the line, I'll need surgery. I guess you don't "need" surgery, but I'd like this to go away. The problem is, according to a co-worker who ALSO dealt with this, it takes a full week of recovery. Not sure how I feel about that. Actually, I know EXACTLY how I feel about, but not sure when I'll get around to it.  

Hopefully, this is my last 'ass entry'....but we all know that's not true.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!