When You REFUSE to Give an S

February 28, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

Lamarr Chambers. Does that name sound familiar? I've made this guy our "Shot of the Day" on two separate occasions...but for the same reason.

If you don't know, Lamarr was arrested in Essex, England back in January for SUSPICION of having drugs. He was detained, but they're pretty sure he swallowed his stash. That's nothing new. The cops would wait for him to poop and then collect their evidence. 

It's been 40 days since he's pooped. 40 mother**king days!  Keep in mind, he's EATING...he's simply refusing to sh*t. I don't know HOW he's mastered this ill-advised art, but he has for as long as Gandhi fasted, Noah was sailing at sea, Jews were lost, etc.  

The way the law works in England (as I understand it) the authorities will eventually have to let him go because they don't actually have any evidence for his arrest. 

The evidence is in his butt and he ain't loosening the blow hole.

I've been fascinated with this dude.

That's what I've got for you today.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!