Which Would You Fight?

May 17, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

In addition to "Big Dummy", today was also the day that we conducted our Mens Room Poll. Today's poll asked, "You have to fight one of these, which would you pick; 20 6-year-olds, 20 'seniors' or 7 wiener dogs?" 

We asked because we came across a story about a woman who was "mauled and killed" by seven wiener dogs. Seriously. 

I picked seniors. Nothing against old people, but if we've gotta fight, I'm going for people with brittle bones. And yes, I know, there are some tough old folks, but that's where I'm hedging my bets.

How about you?

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


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