You Are So Limb-le

July 26, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

Perusing the news this morning there seemed to be an unintentional theme...body parts.  

First I saw a story about a kid who got his tongue stuck in the lid of a sippy-cup. Sounds simple enough, but neither the kids nor his parents could remove it.  He had to get surgery to remove it.

Then I read about a kid who had his toes TORN OFF in an escalator.  

And finally, there was a story out of Phoenix about the Biological Resource Center. This a place that collects bodies donated to science. The issue was that the facility was less about scientif research and more about being creepy AF.  

Authorities found "coolers full of male genitalia", "buckets of limbs" and, perhaps most disturbing (or arousing if you're like 'that'), "a female head sewn on the torso of a male body... mounted to a wall".  

Morbid as all that may be, it inspired today's question:  WHAT'S THE BODY PART AND WHATS THE STORY?

While the show was pretty enjoyable, man, oh man, the stories were brutal. A lot of you have suffered some serious sh*t! Seriously. After today's show I'm amazed that any of us are still alive.  

But we are... so let's enjoy the weekend!

Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


And get your tickets to Pain in the Grass (it's NEXT WEEK!) and we'll see you there!