You Have to Be Without ONE

September 19, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

Big Dummy day today and lived it up to it's name! Soooo...thank you? At any rate, Big Dummy day is the day of the mighty Mens Room Poll!


Today we wanted you to cut one thing out of your life for the rest of your days...but it was your choice.

Which could you give up easiest:


  • Your phone...I hate my phone, BUT I understand that people (kids!) might need to reach me.
  • Masturbation...f**k you! You may, literally, have to remove my junk from my cold, dead hands.
  • Your car... no problem for me.  Or,
  • Meat...I hate vegetables, but there was a (very long) period of my life where I was broke-broke and meat just wasn't part of my reality. Thank you Raman noodles for sustaining me. Oh, and Dunkin' Donuts for throwing away TRAYS of donuts in bags. They came in handy too.  

OK, I'm outta here, bitches.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!