You Wanna Kwanzaa?

December 12, 2017

Hola Bitcholas,

The holidays are officially here with the start of Hannukah today. By the way, I have no idea how to spell Hannukah.   ​

Anyway, the holidays are here and I'd like to take this opportunity to explain how black people let me down. Kwanzaa. It's a seven-day celebration...and that's great and all, but why the f**k is it during the week between Christmas and New Year's Eve?!?   

For a lot of full-time employees, that week is already a week off. See what I'm sayin'? We had the chance to have a full week off from work but no, you had to put the holiday in the middle of other holidays!!! WTF is wrong with you?!? We coulda done this sh*t in August or March or some other random month and we coulda gotten outta work!  

The lack of foresight among the Kwanza organizers is astonishing and, frankly, quite irritating.

Do you know why no one cares about Arbor Day, or National Freedom Day or Employee Appreciation Day? Because you don't get the day off! It's just that simple.   

Coulda had a week. Dammit, man!

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!