You Wouldn't Rather

July 16, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

Did you happen to catch our most recent BIG dummy DAY? As always, we conducted a scientific, error-free, concise, analytical survey we call The Mens Room Poll.


Our last poll was this:  'One of these songs plays EVERYTIME you have sex; do you pick:

- Sara McLachlan... Angel"

- Barney Theme..."I love you"

- Eric Clapton..."Tears in Heaven"

- "Jesus Loves Me" performed by a children's choir

Yeah, chew on that!

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!