Your Worst Fast Food Experience Come True!

May 1, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

"...beans and such."  

That was a quote from a caller. It's not important in any way, but hearing "beans and such" made me realize just how unlikely I thought I'd hear someone say, "beans and such."  

That got me thinking about 'the people you're most likely to hear say, "beans and such"'. It's not a long list. Sam Elliott, Mathew McConna-however-you-spell-it, Morgan Freeman...that's about it.

Like I said, it's not important, in even the loosest definition, but that's where my mind went.

Then, later in the show, a different caller dropped this gem:  "there were poo beans in the tostada, man!"

This quote comes from the end of a story a man from southern Oregon, who had to flee town. He had to flee town because he was outed. What was he outed for? Apparently, for years...YEARS... this dude was pooping in the beans at a local restaurant. Seriously. He'd do it every morning and let the beans stew in his fecal spices.

And for that he was chased out of town under threat of death because "there were poo beans in the tostada, man."

It was that kind of day.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


And while you're here, get your Redfestival tickets already!