The Mens Room

Welcome to Funkytown

Hola Bitcholas, I am in a funk...and have been for a few weeks now. I'm not talking about 'funk' like, 'where's my bass, let's lay some bad-ass sh*t down!'...or a 'funk' like, 'Goddamn you smell like the ass of a dead raccoon that just climbed out of of the ass of another dead raccoon'. No, I'm in...
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Kitty Roca?

Hola Bitcholas, As we do, we got side-tracked today with talk of food that looks like poop. Sounds ridiculous, but someone brought up the Baby Ruth candy bar. They're delicious, sure, but they straight up look like sh*t. I was confident that Baby Ruths' were the only one...but no. Here were a few...
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