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Do Not Do As I Do

Hola Bitcholas, The show went out for dinner last night. Found a steak joint and ate like viking kings. I remember that part. When I woke up this morning, the available evidence suggested that we drank like viking kings too. Well, at that point I wasn't sure that "we" did, but I was certain that I...
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Wear ONE for a Year!

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day here so we, as we do, conducted a Mens Room Poll. Today we asked you to pick the fashion statement you would be most willing to rock for a full year. You would be dressed this way involving any interaction with any other human being. The choices are: Jail jumpsuit Boy...
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Do Not Get Your B's Near Bees

Hola Bitcholas, Before the show, we were all in the office prepping...as we do. Robin mutters, " This can't be true...but I hope it's true." ( click the link ... or don't) If you DIDN'T click the link, I'll summarize: a kid put his d**k in a bee's nest and was stung 600 times. Is the story true? No...
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Pick Your Poison in the Mens Room Poll

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day and it lived up to its name when we talked to a particular contestant named Tetra. Bless her sock, but DAYYYY-YUM! ​Ah, but today is also the day we conduct our Mens Room Poll. As always, we asked a question of critical importance and most CERTAINLY a...
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A Loss for the FCC So Far

Holaaa! We jumped into the new year with some hope to stump Ted in Ted vs the FCC, but no dice! He pulled an unlikely W last time and you can witness the close call here - Kicking off the year with a W! And you can play a round or three on the Mens Room app too - look for #YouvsTheFCC! A post...
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Which of These Could Use Improvement?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day, so, as we do, we conducted a very scientific Mens Room Poll. It's a new year, so, today, we presented you the opportunity to start new. Pick one of the following to replace: New Job New significant other New car or New family? As always, pick wisely. Until...
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Operation Warm It Up

Hola Bitcholas, It's a new year so I'm gonna start the year like a decent human being. In this case...kids. Now that I have kids, I actually like them..I know. I also believe we should do all we can to make their lives good and healthy before they grow old and grizzled like the rest of us. That...
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Ted vs The FCCs Best of 2019

Hola, bitcholas!! As a gift to you and yours, we've compiled some of the most outstanding moments in Ted vs The FCC from 2019. Keep your submissions coming for rhymes and riddles and we'll be looking forward to another decade of near misses! You can play You vs The FCC on the Mens Room app with the...
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David Lee Roth Made the Greatest Story Never Told!

Hola Bitcholas, If you're a regular reader of this blog then perhaps you've asked yourself, "Where has the blog been the last few days?" The answer is that the blog has been buried...deep in that place where I forget stuff. Totally spaced. I forget a lot of things in general. People often claim it'...
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Go Without One Holiday

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day today and it was a fairly 'off the rails' kinda show. We prefer that. Mild chaos is our collective life-spice. Anyway, as we do every Thursday, we conducted a a Mens Room Poll. Today we gave you the opportunity to be done celebrating one of the following: Christmas...
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