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Too Late to Unsee Your Evil?

Hola, Bitcholas, We asked today, 'what did you not need to see?' In a nutshell, this is what we learned; walking in on family members having sex and other people's dirty underwear are the most consistent offenders. Fair enough. That's all I've got today because, frankly, I wanna stop picturing all...
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The NHL Playoffs of Disappointment

I watch a lot of sports, but the one sport I don't watch enough of is the National Hockey League. Hockey is a great sport and sometimes I wish I knew more about it, but as a kid it was one of the few sports I did not play. I have a great friend of min,e Steve Migs from our morning show and he is a...
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Relief from Behind or BUST!

Hola Bitcholas, I told you yesterday that I would stop talking about my ass on this blog. Well, I lied. If you don't know, I've been suffering from a 'something-something" cyst. It hurts. it sucks, all that crap. Last night I was playing Matilda (that is my acoustic bass...not to be confused with...
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When You Have an ACTUAL Pain in the Butt

Hola Bitcholas, Yesterday's blog was dedicated to my ass. Not in some vain way, but a complaint that this cysty bitch is bringing me nothing but pain. That said, there was a wonderful outpouring of sympathy and support for me and my ass. So, thank you? Also, many of you shared similar stories of...
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Color Me Butthurt!

Hola bitcholas, How the hell are you? I'm fine BUT, I'm suffering from the same thing that plagued me a few months ago...but I don't remember what it's called. It starts with 'p' and it's some kinda cyst that shows up on your upper butt crack. I know, I know, I'm very sexy. Can't help it. Anyway,...
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No, YOU Are Sick!

Hola Bitcholas, Happy Friday and all that. Not a bad day, I don't think, but I THINK I'm getting sick. I think. Some bullsh*t is going around and I think it's now living in me. You know, I can't help but take that kinda thing personally. I get it; virus gotta be a virus (or bacteria or whatever the...
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Artsy, Fartsy, PAIN and a Party!

Hola Bitcholas, Full disclosure, I totally forgot about doing a blog. We've been far too distracted by the massive reveal of Pain in the Grass! That said, I'll take this opportunity to ask for artists. I'm working on a 'thing' with a few other guys and it involves visual art. That's all I can tell...
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Inappropriately Random!

Hola Bitcholas, Hope you had a good Easter. If you didn't, well, sorry, but it wasn't my fault. I don't think. Today was the Random Question Question. It's what we do every Monday, but this week we randomly offered the opportunity to answer an Inappropriate Question. Used to be a staple on the show...
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Creepy Turned to 11!

Hola Bitcholas, This is what we learned today; a lot of people like sniffing the soiled panties of women. Seriously. I mean, we KNEW it was a 'thing', we just didn't know how common. There was a story about a married father of three from Long Island. He also happens to be a district judge...AND a...
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Opening Day is in Play!

An American tradition is Opening Day for baseball. Major Leagues Baseball kicked off this week and opening day is a great event. My buddy Bernie goes every year to see the Baltimore Orioles first game with his boys and my cousin Tom does the same with his kids. Heck, my man Mike Hawk is pumped for...
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