The Mens Room

International Boat Meat Day, Bitches!

Hola Bitcholas, Can you feel it in the air? Is it palpable? That sense of excitement that's crackling through the ether is a direct result of today being International Boat Meat Day! Why no, I'm NOT kidding. What is International Boat Meat Day? Frankly, I'm offended that you asked, but IBM Day is a...
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NFL Fight Night?

Last weekend, we saw some of the craziest fighting I have ever seen in the National Football League. A year ago, Michael Crabtree and Aqib Talib got into a big fight when they played and it seemed to have started when Talib grabbed Crabtree's chain and ripped it off. Now that one seemed crazy, but...
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Get Your Pigskin and Bird On!

So, Thanksgiving is about as all-American as you can get and on Thanksgiving you also get football. I have often thought of Thanksgiving as the best holiday because, for better or worse, it is what we all love. See, with Christmas (and I love Christmas) there is a pressure of gift giving and making...
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Run D and See!

Hola Bitcholas, We covered a lot of territory on today's show, but 'sky penis' quickly became our focus. What is 'sky penis'? 'Sky Penis' is the name we've given to the giant penis that graced the skies over rural Washington state. In case you didn't know, a NAVY flight crew was grounded after...
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3 Reasons To Call In Sick Tomorrow

Tomorrow is not your typical Thirsty Thursday. It's Live Day around these parts, and by these parts, we mean Emerald Queen Casino , where the booze will flow like water for 12 straight hours. From 6am-10pm for BJ & Migs, and 2pm-6pm for The Mens Room, every element of what you typically hear on...
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That One Joke About Bob!

Hola Bitcholas, I don't even remember how this came up, but somehow we started telling those stupid "what do you call a man with no arms and no legs...". You've heard these jokes before. We started with the ones most people have already heard: "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
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Ruff Day

Hola Bitcholas, Not gonna lie to you...just found out that I'm gonna have to put my dog down after 9 years of being a fantastically loyal and sweet dog. Bad day. Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!
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Cat Man? Do It.

Hola Bitcholas, G'day, bitches. Today might not seem terribly exciting to you and I'm not gonna tell you anything to change that...BUT, I do feel compelled to share the fact that today is my daughter's 7th birthday. See, you don't care...and why would you...but I do. She's the kid who created...
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Unhidden Talents!

Hola Bitcholas, Who knows how much truth there is to this woman's statement, but there's a story circulating about an escort in Everett, Washington who put two bullets into a John's head. The reason she gave was that he was so bad at oral sex that she shot him. Seriously. Again, don't know if that'...
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Notre Damn Them!

Full disclosure:I am not a fan of Notre Dame football. I will always cheer for the basketball team since the head coach at Notre Dame is Mike Brey who also attended DeMatha Catholic High School (where I graduated from as well). I started by saying I am not a Notre Dame football fan since, as a kid...
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