The Mens Room

Horton's Tim Butts, Anyone?

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked "why was it your worst day at work?". The inspiration for our question is the thing. There's a video floating around the all-encompassing ether from a Tim Horton's in British Columbia, Canada. The video is closed circuit, so there was no audio, but the body language...
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Not the Steak House You Are Looking For!

Hola Bitcholas, Today is my son's 6th birthday. That's all you need to know. Taking him out to dinner at a Japanese steak house. Japanese steak houses don't really do it for me, (lookin' at you, flaming onion tower) but the kid loves these joints, so... That's all I've got for you today. Until...
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Working for the Weekend of Working

Hola Bitcholas, 'Son of a bitch!' That's the thought that just went through my mind when I remembered that I'd forgotten to write a blog. Always a sense of irony to remember that you forgot. Or did I forget to remember? Hard to say... and wholly irrelevant. I hope you enjoyed the weekend. I spent...
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Please Clap!

Hola Bitcholas, Have to hustle outta here tonight as soon as the show ends. I have to navigate I-5 and get to my kids' school for their...sure to be Tony nominated...performance. Actually, I don't mind. Like any parent, I'll be proud and think it's cute and all that stuff, but here's the problem;...
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Compliments of the Pizza People!

Hola Bitcholas, I really don't know much about this, but a listener forwarded us a picture of a newsletter from Pagliaci Pizza. Pagliaci's pizza, by the way, is f**king delicious. This newsletter, as I understand it...and I'm still not sure that I do...offered the results of a survey that had asked...
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You CAN Survive On a Tiny Amount of Sleep!

Hola Bitcholas, I am quite tired today. I think I got 2 and a half hours of sleep. I'm OK with that and being tired is the natural result of limited sleep. No worries, but I've physically been able to feel my brain in my skull. It's just weird. It's like a wet loaf of bread melting inside of my...
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The Man Who Looks Like Unrefrigerated Yogurt is Distracting!

Hola Bitcholas, It's Monday. This is the first day of the week I bother with the news. On the weekends, I know nothing and care less. I don't wanna know. Then, on Monday, back to the world we've created for ourselves. The GOOD news is that, generally, the BAD news is, for the most part, the SAME...
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You Ever Have One of Those Days?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was an odd day. Can't quite put a finger on it, but it's just been odd. Not bad, but odd, off, weird, off-center, out of whack, etc, etc. ​Sorry, that's all I've got. NOT TRUE! I also have your way to outdoor drinking and other dumb stuff! Your #Redfestival tickets await!...
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How Do YOU Go Bottomless?

For today's "Men's Room Poll", we asked: You get 'bottomless' what? Mimosas Olive Garden Breadsticks French Fries Soda? To me, there is no question; mimosas. Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL! And while you're here, get your #Redfestival tickets !
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Crocodiles and Blondes = Trouble

Hola Bitcholas, Totally forgot to do a blog today, so here's a few bullet points: Everyone is protective of puppies. "Who Sucks Less" featured three stories that involved someone bringing harm to a puppy...including a guy who tossed one into a lake infested with crocodiles. It ended the way you...
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