BJGN06-28-17 - Snake Oil

Wednesday, June 28th

Rev runs down a list of the most well-known IRL superheroes; and the gang plays the game Snake Oil!

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That's how we're gonna feed us you dislike something simple that we need to fix yeah exactly exactly we'll take it yes constructive criticisms only he can dictate it now it is comic book day but since the Cooley is here. I haven't really read on here isn't there he is not here here's the goalie is not here because Carty said that and yet Larry just said sending their country. Thank you know what did that it's been a kind of today it has been oil GAAP. So we don't really doesn't have a lot of comic book top but I found something about. After Ruth yes there's where I RL super heroes of this superheroes in real life. And a lot of a lot of us know some of that because we've had the rain city superhero movie yes here. And also. Movies like kick ass in super have kinda. Brought those to the forefront I think have really helped people I mean everyone knows about bad man and that's kind of what everyone wants to pattern a vigilante superhero sort of upper house after because that's the most attainable superhero you don't have to go on spacing gave guimaraes. Bombarding you and already you're superpowers in chocolate the last episode Netflix three at thirty million dollars or don't say so damn expensive yapping area to get those -- brother he's that's sort of worth it to become a superhero who pays to have friends I mean and what and it's a rare night and not annoying the Seattle and also we've seen like misfits where you can give some really crappy superhero powers you can be missed seeing. Don't miss that hey that's very well. Carl how this thing in fact carry on well we got ours and here are some in real life superheroes and thanks to comic book resources for this the first one was captain ozone. Now this is interesting because he was first spotted in 1989. As I. Our planet captain ozone differs from the other key crusaders and that he isn't interested in fighting crime but protecting the environment nicely here they. Cling to be from the year 2039. He was first spotted in 1989. A year and back half before captain planet aired. Often considered the father of the real life superhero movement he has appeared in comic book strips music videos as well as starring in environmental. Radio television and cinema public service announcements through the ninety's hook. His only superpower was the time travel. But his original mission on earth was to stop the oil barons from destroying the planet. In the future Mike going back in time to save the world terminator style. Or cable style or bishop style or eighties sort of reasoning insurgent superhero yeah I'm here you know questions certainly about this list to Rick this is this so a real person who started telling people all of this or was this yes Kerry is a good corporation made up and so let's do this thing. Well it seems to be a person who wanted to take it upon himself today Avian firemen go out there in speaking about these sort of iron off some say that's an ozone has not very drought. Here's. I'll use an American got some bad as the bad news that are bring you renowned food is always who first time travel well and his only in his only weapon was his famous toilet range. All that. I don't know who you're talking about now okay you figured oh well I yeah that pat pat pat Beck and his good way in his crime fighting focuses. On promoting clean energy save endangered species and educating children in the general public about now on energy I can sell well on the same time lines of captain planet which you can imagine captain planet was based off of this man. You're trying to protect the environment in a way that you can because if you're like a lot of kids they love things like this and you'll get them into it I mean how many people still know with the theme song to Gavin planet I don't know if you throw the exact and they didn't plan. And then he is a hero or you know I don't think I saw a singles really Julia Whoopi Goldberg was guy asked oh well it shouldn't that if elected by Soledad another girl wouldn't diet or guessing and our blazers. Now see. That's not rest until there is capital plan is the official captains of the planet muse about he's he's he's the best captain of all the captains on the planet I don't know who's better captain planet kept him or is that like his last name who who also planet planet by using what they labor Roger Roger planet Roger planet but he's you know he went to the academy so that was kept -- in my computer and I keep captain. I don't care wanted to name and did a bishop half now right yeah and the guy next on this list is a black rats. The black rat. Is a real life superhero based in Sydney Australia. Dressed in all black go figure would you blend in well at the shadows his suit is said to be resistant to knife attacks chrome as well as the blacks who do Brett comes equipped with a rat pack. That contains items such as a fire extinguisher a blanket and first aid kit to help those in need why I'm a toll rising and they are now ahead. And Dana gets stabbed and this year and I thought I guy. I that's goal unless we train in martial arts the black rat tries not to use his skills when out of control instead he would rather call the police citing his mobile phone as his most important pipeline crime fighting I cannot turn. The next on this list red blood or woman. The red but Robin is one of the if you know these are ninety's on what in the world would have a superheroes based in Asia. Also now known as she actually she spotted helping out those in need the most in Beijing. Donning a skin tight black outfit bright blue mask any flowing black cape wait a minute Hamas won't shoot your that first off caves very dangerous there is no credit is no skates. I she even on the cold winter night she goes out there and her selfless. Ax and often coincide with the Christmas period. And looks like giving up coats and food at the home when she gives a bit of winter cheer to those that needed the most. She communicates with the general public through her own micro blog which game 7000 followers before she even graced this streets. With her popularity peaking at roughly 20000. Having gained a lot of criticism as to her reasons why she was helping. A strange thing to ask him a good samaritans like not been seen in the last few years. Yeah I mean maybe some people think she's got an agent I mean here's the problem a lot of superheroes they're messages are mixed because they wanna keep a little bit of a non anonymous and has yet an advantage you think I know where wow that's Vicki school made good cars you know there's people. But the it was one of those may be the area knows you know janitors and Arizona and always stay on Spiderman death so maybe is that public perception is not doing irons do her justice for next on this is the states man wasn't the guy from kick -- to. Statesman is a handful of realized superheroes found in the UK based in Birmingham he is a banker by day and crime fighter by night wearing a black mask which I'm sure is a theme for many of these. And a union Jack nice to ask he's a cross between the comedian and captain Britain. The statement came to fame not long after the a person that will be later on on our list. Dubbed himself the real life kick ass so he has claimed to foil robberies and drug deals and he comes prepared with his own crime fighting kids consisting of no luck. A flashlight edit first day jail there but he can also hold his own in a fight having boxed since the age of 811. Wow so there is that those that six. I can just imagine him like it's just the old the old. UK fighting stance where there you can't act like they couldn't do driven the dukes they until mid Libor have four to learn okay queens Greer rules again there are it's kind of expecting marinated it I would laugh a lot today are due I don't play hard challenge you'll do fisticuffs are. And and all though is the next on this list at number eleven and Tomo is the first known Italian superhero. Also known as insect man he fights both crime. Is a and is an environmental act big advocate similar to our captain knows I'm duke he was first spotted on patrol in costume in a march of 2007. But already had a background as it I know Max masked activists since may 2003. They say he is still active today he even formed his own Italian crime fighting team. Fade a force ice has appeared on multiple TV shows and interviews and even at eighteen the film him out on one of his nighttime patrols he dresses in black and green any logo that means quite cryptically. Broken time he has no known weapons apart from his fists. Having trained in the Israeli martial art of crap McGraw was our current crop look on robbed so those of us he is still fighting crime today. Did did you say what city I really just said it's Italy are no actually cities are doing it yeah the next one is the urban avenge. Her dad the urban avenger is one of the many real life superheroes based in America fighting lawbreakers in San Diego home. How the law breakers is San Diego I got out he's been a member of the crime fighting team the extreme Justice League since 2010. Extreme with an X no. Often spotted out with his spring loaded power box. And I have to extend his small friend Joyce staggering six foot eight. While I was costume is ever evolving and he is. Most well known for his gas mask with screen lenses and armored red top. But wants to make his costume more cyborg lie a girl he claims is powers include the ability to jump four feet. And run up to what you miles per hour all while patrolling the streets with his trusty new and jock who hung in Jericho yes. The next on this list on number nine is seven. Wait you didn't overnight I don't yes no they listen number nine he's the person is seven. Right so well known as ten. Means known and unknown and learn as seven of 970. Seven is right there god bless you ran over how did you beat me that I don't know because I was waiting for you to say it's I. Oh god I'll Bahrain. Seven is a another Italian masked vigilante one who didn't appear on the scene until 2014. Dressed in an outfit with black and white masks similar to that of spawned he says his name is inspired by the seven deadly sins in of course fighting ma'am. Patrolling the streets of mold dove out he searches for drug dealers and sex abusers to try and stop them in their tracks while he tries to warn authorities of any troubles he is trained in multiple martial arts including kick boxing and crop top and he could easily handled himself in a brawl. Unlike some of the other superheroes he carries multiple weapons such as sure real kids and his poly carbonate fighting sticks. He already has his own judge dread like catch phrase. RM seven and. All right and the law clue little hole hardcore. You know not one not the law to pat at after I'm afraid only superheroes senators turnaround might profess great yeah exactly are you fight all these bad guys. A gun if an oil well. I have no jobs news is that waivers address both the perfect thing going back to the UK we've got a crime fighter by the name of night warrior at number eight. End of the young guest on the list. He started fighting crime back in 2011. At the age of nineteen focusing on the greater Manchester area. Clad in a black and blue lycra he's a gardener by date and vigilante by night. With no special skills known except that he has said to have a quote. Supernatural desire to make the world a better place to place he says his custom Malone is often enough to deter the crib and I half autonomy and a -- tonight Eleanor. Quick question yes. Is it's nice. Warrior like from the time after daytime or is it night warrior like your parents running our great question like you guy who runs Ryan armour and apparently lying around is like a suit of armor nice guest now he has a partner in crime well his partner and fighting crier is his wife now known as night maiden. Who teams up with him in her pink and white suits. Night warrior and I may now have their crime fighting team after their first child together arrived in 2013. And that's why she can't be made me anymore but I'm sorry I don't know what made means looking at kids. But no I'm sectarian yeah I I'm not mocking her pulse and I've thought I was going crime wave more BA's MCI that's another thing like we've learned that if you have those ties those are easily explainable by super villain right by her man as somebody proms and eradicate yet know how does an aunt now. Next on this list number seven as mr. story. Teller counter and having Ian at this time no it's an act of god he. Is from San Diego as well what are using nerve gas and I believe that he is yes. He created the extreme justice Lee never got to go figure on that wind not he is self taught in many martial artists. I ask why. As well as being trained in Brazilian jujitsu I don't know what you re very good one if you want or need the US sees what boys Gracie and all of them oh yeah it's a really good martial art to know. He can be seen defending the streets in bright yellow and black it had the armored outfit is said to be inspired by the Power Rangers always. He also carries try to tease her handcuffs and pepper spray just in case things get a little. The more prepared very young bat like you know that's the guy Ara you know I mean the only guy I mean new dark room and sure in the evenings like this but this guy he's like. I'm a disable whoever here and get you just hit the big broad street he uses his if if you put the guy in a hostile militia Rican they're gonna ask you why you threw it out of gas I know that's an illegal in zeeland veteran. Guys you know better next on this one is superb Mario hobbies I love it already yes Super Mario is a real life Mexican superhero hired by the U Lucci nor wrestler L song toe his costume is a famous red and yellow wrestlers mask a red. Suit with SV in big yellow letters in a pentagon holes shield. One of the first known superheroes he's also nonviolent preferring to use his image to organize civil protests and petitions and rally OK he was first created in 1987. And AM by an organization. Fighting for affordable housing after the 1985 Mexico City earthquake that left thousands of people homeless. Which makes sense ever Mario Super Mario has often been appeared in the twelve by two dozen aid economic crisis by pat mills and Carlos as. As Kara. Sorry if Iran that have super bar has not been seen since 2007. And his real identity has never been discovered but the character has lived on in many books documentaries and films. That's next on this list number five master legend. He's a real life superhero based in the US Haley for from Orlando Florida up his big personality as well as masked crusades he co founded the crime fighting team known as you just there's. As well as another team called good justice crusaders. Like doing that yeah that's as well as fighting crime he's known to be seen on the streets giving out water homeless on hot days turning toy drives for local hospitals and helping out the elderly. Donning the superhero mass for the first time at sixteen he came to fame in an article published by the Rolling Stone. That focused on real superhero culture in America that was rising in popularity at the time. With no known fighting skills he's amid a strong morals that both fights crime and those charity work so he probably doesn't do the mutual comments or merit. Next on this list that comes from down under a number of force captain Australia dad's gonna kinda hard core because Australia is really really big yeah he is a celebrity crime fire from Brisbane Australia his outfit is similar to that of Captain America but instead is the Australian green and yellow colors with an and a sign in the middle of his chest half. Very homey constant bit but I have he started his vigilante escapades back in 2009. And has his own YouTube channel as well as a website. Stay home dad by day he strolled the streets during the dark Australian nights with only a utility belt mobile phone and a flashlight to defend himself. He has four main goals as stated on his website which include but is not limited to. Patrolling in does intimidating the crime element solving crimes. Demonstrating a level of moral excellence that I hope will serve as an example to the people I meet. And of course amusing or shocking people having ordinary citizens lighten their hearts by amusement or surprised him. Number three is known as the dark Carty and coo. It's out here just. Yeah he's unlike any other superhero because well he has his own superhero academy. He's another American on this list the dark guardian has also known as Chris Paul like and he does not. Hide behind a mask or is secret identity all right Tony Stark he got I don't know martial arts school teaches children self defense as well as he wrote ideas and values he explains to kids how to deal with bullies and how to help out the local community inspired at a young age after the death of his best friends mother while this is a real well Larry and I I don't do or concerning reaction he up patrols the streets of New York with a team of superheroes known as the New York initiative. Including fellow heroes spider and zero. Said to be trained any range of martial arts including boxing kick boxing Filipino stick and knife fighting grappling shuttle con karate and can poke. Dark guardian wants everyone to find a hero inside themselves food that's super inspiring hour right I like the fact that it's like you know what I'm not gonna hide behind these things. But it's again inspiring children much like captain goes on and a lot of these two you know hey kids these are fun things that you. You can incorporated to making your world a better place right exactly you wanna help you wannabe superhero once this. The next on this list I've heard of before and way way back in the day when this it was becoming prominent. We actually had him on our radio show where you back in the Dayton shadow hare. Hailing from Cincinnati Ohio shadow hair wears a black suit with a white players face on the front trained and need shoes Randy you karate and mixed martial arts he carries around ten custom base any taser for protection. Using the cadres icu shadows on shadows. He is often seen at public events trying to protect people from violence. He patrols the streets with the allegiance other heroes and and has been known to travel to other cities to help out the other heroes in need cannot and it's constant look legit they get punched in the face it's not your houses up protecting you don't have. A claw bats he had that's very protective mask at all not go that well as well as trying to stop criminals or maybe not succeeding we don't know. He has also been seen giving up meals to the homeless known to have suffered multiple industries well out protecting the world couldn't they dislocated shoulder while stopping you robbery this dedicated hero does not let mere pain deterred and and cannot be seen carrying out citizen's arrests to help the local police who. Now number one is someone whom a we have had on the podcasts. A couple of times. Well known staple in the Seattle area and now is in MA MMA fight. Your fuel is always an enemy fire right that's good year I actually is doing I think as a watching closely mini video documentary on line saying that he is. Doing MMA to help fund for being a superhero verio Greg kinda makes sense yeah that is the one the only Phoenix Jones day. Most people really do know him he said to have made over 130. Arrests over this time as a hero he was the leader of the reign as city superhero movie made and he has also don't they're taking his crime fighting maybe a little too far. Including making sure that everyone has realized that mutual combat is an app. Actual thing. You can in this city other Seattle. Mean and you first off look at all the rules don't just go out because I don't do it if you any person agreed to quote unquote mutual combat. You guys can fight and the police can be right there watching it happen yet. It's kind of weird. Seattle's kinda weird in this is my fellow hunters superheroes out here and has a bunch of them from around here as well he is definitely the most well known wind. I'm going to let you guys know I hear you know PSA. This is a very dangerous thing yeah like these wanna go out there and dress up and feed the homeless and give them water and do that thing or be an activist. That's amazing yet. Don't go out there and try to stop crime you're gonna get yourself shank. At least your armor all those. Martial arts so we were talking about that these people did they're trained to do these people with the handcuffs and K users and and and day and every spring things like that. Either they're not going out looking for trouble they're not looking to get into a fight he will be put down because if it's bad enough criminal. They're not going to think twice about shoot me yeah so careful out there again. Absolutely. So I know I just love lists like that just kind of fun take a look at the people who have taken out of their love of comic books. Into the her real or right exact and caused play step farther. Now we aren't going to do you think he chief I'm sorry Vicky as a fact but this is also because this something you've been really pushing for us to do as well. A yes or going to be playing a game on this and easy and it is these uneven handling her name right the reason why because now I won't end in an argumentative talk about rules which generally need Jason. Your car earned her own grades are not as much fun so Chris you brought forward this game because you figured it would be great for the podcast yeah so this is called snake oil or Rex give us a little bit of a rundown of snake oil. All right snake oil from out of the box games. Is basically EV pitch man contest not a have much like. A card against humanity or others did judging games where each round one person gets to decide which of the other things as their favorite. This works in a very similar concept so each round one of us is going to be the customer and I'm giving you all stack of customer cards. With a role on one side you might be soldier or you know paparazzi. Or pregnant woman. I will pick one of these are their business in the customer will pick one of these have you bee's start off as the column are the first customer exactly sort of pick one in mind. And are gonna have you guys draw six cars out of the other dec that I gave you which are items and other types of from Venus. And you have to use two of those cards to sell me and I don't mean needs to be something. Then I as that particular thing in the customer would be interested in having in the person who gives me the best pitch for their product. Wins the round. Bill that axle plants normally you play until somebody has six guards. Six of the customer cards in there and that we is that we'll probably do a rounder so like gay male hopefully get each person as a customer Bodden depending on the length in this pool well we'll play it by ear IMAP. So edit any questions it's pretty clear I doubt it it's pretty clear on that no I took it. All right so my very first one emanating TV guy is. I sides are really good when you and I had him oh here it is. I am a vampire. You are a vampire so I mean some things. My own my home. Came. And so what they're doing that job are glad it's. Hello I won't talk that much. Usually players are gonna have I just about a minute to go through and to get their pitches and then left. Basically when each of you as yours asset in your raid to sell me something is going raise your hand or actually where it's at first didn't start selling and then while the other two are still picking. I think I am already alright bring it on selling that thing if well hello doctor act que La how are you doing today. You know it's it's been kind of a psyche dance class well what I am here to sell you a great product and I feel. You wind it would help you with in your. Practice. All hot and Truman this is the wonder is in a very powerful lady got a vacuum Boone now you may be wondering what I'd do what they laid vacuum I was wondering that's well. Here's the deal. Which you do and we all know that you are a blood soccer well. You've got to worry about cleanliness of yours victims OK so armed with this this leg vacuum will make sure and if you use it on a victims laid it will make sure that these surface is clean so you don't have to worry about any diseases. Being communicated through these sacking of the blood. Who long as you make sure and sucked on the leg. My mom mom mom who. 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Yes you guys these Jim moves run around doing stupid stuff from getting caught getting in trouble. Showing their faces all of account what you need to do is just need to send a mall to mask school. Manhasset school at masks school we will train all we henchmen in the final thought of covering your face why you do it all the criminal stuff right. You can't just walk down the street what to do to your faith I don't know randomness because. Everyone's gonna see your face right well not it masks school. With a graduate degree from masks rule we certify that all of via henchmen will be 100% mass professionals. And no one will ever know who they are off again is Mascoll accredited that's how excited and ask school yes yes I guess it is thank you for asking. How it goes ideas. Unfortunately I don't think I'm going to convince my gangsters to go to school they didn't hit accuser aren't exactly what I. Yeah we got a little old program live. I liked embrace Obama is saying is don't Wear bracelets very often you and I got a human rooms and the button men over the past I know I actually smile wasn't really good yeah yeah I thought I would ask who is very very good pitch that offense that's the Israeli IG all of them are gonna look at the facts are right now it's my experience no. Let's just know where it depicted. OK. And while let's go away at which. I'm in a way it's not warlock time which. So find out the product only quest for me which. Some here casting my spells Pacific using my team can Haitians June. You're right thank Allen Vicky you can started off all right dollar and and I am very powerfully very gorgeous. Very charming you when you look how this all got together but if you someone decides sneak up on him. Katrina which isn't that could happen. So you want my muscle pain. My must took heat is just that it is a protective keep that will protect and any situation you're wearing it it's cozy and comfortable when someone tries to stab you with the men Jacob soy they attain somewhere and they can't uranium for content. You're protected even when you're not awake cooled that's even care even when you can use I know your powerful and I know he can defend yourself but what if they sneak up on you. It's not like I'm just came out I might say. Adam Larry that. Sierra. What do you have for me. I am the perfect condition to all of your sinister rituals you are you having trouble coming up with a perfect arcane item to summon up your dark hours I am. Are you worried that certain things are going to be way too far up in the trees dangling for you to get up there and have them I do well you're in luck. Quit my patented spin you're out there you'll never have not struggled again not only is it crept in from the skin of a thousand margins on home. 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