04-14-17 4pm Mens Room Has an S of a Time

Friday, April 14th

Emails, Ted vs The FCC gets S'y and Bad Joke Friday ensues


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I was losing last night the way home from work and Ted was telling us about the fifth installments in the glory shark NATO series that's right he said the release date. Is August the sixth men and basically clear our calendars and anything right. That is correct so I took his advice because there's conflict my weddings that day. Our president my fiance cancel the wedding in just invite guests or home for a viewing. Which again Mira a dumb ass look in turn away from you I also suggested we showed in the background of the ceremony so we don't miss opening day. That she shot the idea down as well. So looks like I'll rely on Ted's a review of the movie on Monday during the should tell that I tried that from the raging ginger and that is very important to do but what did you try let's put on the back ribbon. We had. A bunch of those stories about scorpions in the day one scorpion. 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All night on Thursday nights coming able these runs of riddles and allow a lot of drugs this thing where Broadway ensemble black -- is the farmers truckers Vietnam on the road run threats were below that less and global we came in as a listeners militant vs the FCC if only we had known so what we do is we know meticulous your listeners and they lose their first threat out now so we did this one from the kickass accountant does from an actual account. But it doesn't sound and therefore your convince an actual accountant because those McKay Jessica I think so we'll go to that dissolving Aqib. And Ted vs the FCC so I guess this guy's a minimum last year and he you suggested that dead he's never take Nazi season here Gus. Other women plate ever CFTC by the at FCC by the way is one time. Through the three times faster on this so. Here is you're riddle Shearer role. Is city shoes. Siro is CD sushi is cheap sushi chef. 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