05-03-17 The Word

Wednesday, May 3rd

Today, The Word has some alternative words to swearing!


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And police are now we experienced this today couple times on this very program today. We experienced this and more today than we do on average. By leaps and yes. And we all know that already done everybody knows of overdue and so we know the words that we are allowed to say in the words that we are not lobs so miles on the radio we cannot tell you those words but yes they do exist and if the basic words it's the same thing is like. Would you say this in front of your child would you say this in front of your grandmother would you say this in front. Of a family sitting down eating dinner that's got to the litmus test most of the time depending on who your family has. Not right. For you today we have. Alternative ways to get your frustration out on this your radio show without him back up. So we have 101. Great constant swear word alternative. Now again from my perspective I'll read some of these today the early. 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