Rich Vos 07-20-18

Friday, July 20th

Rich Vos joins us live in studio promoting his stand up at the Tacoma Comedy Club.
00:21:59

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It's always great having an ex destiny's at the Tacoma comedy club all weekend long please welcome to the show rich Voss area it's made. Yes we have John Vaughan did one of the greatest sense from your car has ever been done in a car on a phone interview. Oh I remember I was driving into New York. And I came on the play in the rose foolish Roche dot com the dash oceans mr. Sears each. Q are you can get you can go there and you can see the trailer realize you need to get you need to watch that process murderer's row Colin Korean Bonnie Kelly ignoring foreign title author because today you did IAE all those people came two years ago I don't think I'll definitely raise realizes what we hate him and we're gonna come and really roast he doesn't I don't think he gets there I hate myself for doing that yeah. I think myself for a forever and everything in life this great new studio this is. In finally we were the island of misfit toys for such a long time and came here this deal fall apart finals ID. I Asia yours yours your other shooting your wall maybe I'll I'll catch advertise this if you play. So it is show sanitized chair and and and Shannon and new breed I don't know if he's an inter work or would that. Horrible hair that sticks straight up our donors like how damaged is sheet hey mom and dad one more hug I wouldn't have to walk around. Looking like I'm in London in 1975. Yeah and enlighten. We were in prison because you know the first time he showed up like this yet today you win him any he's never looked like today's ever I have for why I don't know what's. Why it happened she was a kid. Look I get tattooed attach obviously on damage yeah I am looking at me you know I fill the empty board you know I feel the infusion and declared Leary who wears 23 you know and I mean. How are you are yet to be rings on time I it and you know. And that's ex ante here now. And and thank you Amazon for filling that void and I just one click an idea I think daily basis. But I listen I'm not gonna say anything freak are you look like. Elvis Costello. If he if he if he were sick. I'm. Yeah and I know Chris is got a Mohawk one of those old shouldn't rooster the rooster feathered Mohawk let's purple BI and hysteria they pay you know I. I don't know that Mohawk is gonna get the attention it needs. Maybe I need to dye it purple so I looked like a punk rock Barney. I don't know I. Watch a kid I can do to stop traffic. I looked okay my hobby see my parents taking Iraq lives here you don't hold free and like punk rock varnish or is stir reason idea hey are you going to see like you Johnny Rotten tribute band or something I'm going to see return of the living dead and follow me so do you think you're a cast member that's the idea. Wish to return living guy member neither living Danielle I remember them yes I was a college yeah I was in college film it's the same you're right no no the. This is the enjoy some of the main characters are part so to talk to get my hair straight up like that I need to blue pills. Ha ha ha. So you so. So he got down look just to go to a movie some like help people address of the rocky horror picture don't you think that's yeah that's what he's doing are they still doing Iraqi armed pitcher going yeah yeah yeah. Now are you gonna keep your hair like that after tonight lord know. Don't actually you don't like yeah. Hollow logs I see you know I'll always distinguished work. This took me half an hour this morning it's we have now. All it did and you get a terrible how long that takes a that was on there like the last 32 what does that spray paint or something like yourself kind of spray on yet. General girlfriend a life you have a wife. I don't know why if there was a show that's a good as shocked as any person I've ever see million on kids you both and you know I do not. You don't want you she likes confidante on an island still remember that forever there's no way he has gives you could not spend much time and look if you actually had a child and I'm talking the whole I'm glad I care looks like dad yeah. It's just you know one day Chris Ware is apparently does insinuated the dude that burst everyone's sir I don't know actually yes yeah. Now cellular sure I thought in my life I'm not saying any until Izturis to show us your original notice it and I'm not why would you chase someone's inventory and must genome they look like yeah. How long married. Four years coming up for you good Freel and and what is she joked I she shot should be embarrassed. Besides. Deny everything that's happened in the last four years. I don't know what knowledge it's it showed thesis project yeah. People who don't fumble OK now I lost a bet he did yeah. Sometimes life here illegally taking daring and then you wake up to me as straight up purple half you call your mom and say I'm moving back yeah that's again that's that's tough for her to have a job with a husband like that again you just you know who want a whole lot of and your producer here yes. Good for you Helen your chair. Coming up on tour now appears to any fears and he's never done anything like this you're four dollars in the first it's. It's not crazy like you. A bit like you're easy your time when he and endured Gerri good guy yeah yeah I usually do it's I'm finally you know I know your document all of us. Arise until it's like feeling. Radio which and is broken toys I'm surrounded by so sure sound bite you just grab a bite the big bird chemo. Steve hi I'm happy hello evening for playing well it's okay. That's got to volleys I don't know Orlando needed anything right pitcher for the audience ever receive. OK okay. Which draws in studio and just he really reminds you before political correctness like with so much. Great Muslims I've heard in 1 morning I said I'm completely correct. The thing is nobody sees that nobody speaks like that anymore just because they're afraid heard anybody still is no matter what they say so you walk in being new it reminds me of a simpler happier time. All you know why it and to tell you your truth and that is serious note. My number one. Charity not only talk about carrying your peavy an hour. But it seems Utah hospital this colonized Syria the most honest. Yeah charity out of all of them that's hard to find an honest sharing what you look online dating give. Probably like 98%. To really watched as we know a lot knowingly does that date you look at dubbed him. Your wow you know and I have a lot of other quality things in life and I carry about but that one and always and I'm not trying to be like. A look at me I'm a good person because I'm not on the offer an adult I don't like we don't you wary none of us to really talk about joy daddy Asia if if you're gonna Del Harris to change and you're gonna donate change huge. Or wash roast dot com. Daschle as a great charity yeah just I sure don't respond to your friends and for the mistakes and she's made her a watch on China's great. While it's going to be and then who's this young guy. You know this is an idiot he's the relatively new addition and then you should come and where eagle and what the heck is going on here your lipper's peers and you got to singers were fingernail polish yeah she wore come out of the closet ready. Q what are AC yeah. Now number did not. Do you wanna know why he does this he has an explanation because it's only one side of them that has the finger trap mean he is meantime Wesley damaged person then why do you only have fingerprints someone to hand. Be Desiree wasn't. I slice play guitar and I was. Really use raised his hand and today it should help also to come off but when I was struggling with the other hand they would always cracking comeuppance. It was because you say you're too cited no let's see the light was about that detects use policy of tattoos on one side everybody act because once I've broken and no one's not yet. Uh huh from Howard you the most normal person. Hey are you know I can tell you how you ride your high Mikey. I feel like you know why you ire laws a normal yeah I feel security. Not only in all morning personality your counselor you can't see you know you're coming here. How old Tunisia. Mutant snot beaten down and tell. It is. Rumor just you know to sell you you are absolutely right I am surrounded by grew by gifted children she's gifted children age it's amazing hit one shot in his arms tattooed. Initially then this nice work thank you the other side here now. We're done with him I hate this guy hit on Mohawk. I question about Danny that it has needed to happen testing why do you have both eyes with eyeliner and that's your question and early thought that far into it. Well you have eyeliner till after the morning yeah you never know. Who's coming into studio gone look at his horrible lie ace now I want the eyeliner. I wanna look at freeing the U mass for me and I mean I do it every day send Joseph yeah. How all Leo. 3131. How would be easier closet in your house. And BO OK who's who as Marcos you're realize you're sharing ideas why you come out of it and say listen it's lying there. This is Julia. Soon charities yes okay that's okay. In Texas only please do rather transcriptions and everyone on the show rich so we I don't know I don't run hole before. Or do what I got to do my job Tacoma comedy club that's pregnancy rich sauce tonight and tomorrow 8 PM 1030 shows. You listen you know Los we always have comics command why because when they do you know you gonna have a great time Tacoma comedy club dot com and don't forget also other legendary roast of the legendary is legend Richard boss. Go to boss roast con that's VoS moss rose dot com I'm telling you that's not so two things get the rose and secondly go see one that shows Tacoma comedy club dot com. Great stuff I now go ahead go go back out Richie and ray. I don't know when this guy and I'm looking as easy topic the other room. Yeah yeah. Girls are crazy you know he looks like your beard gave jelly fish tonight where. I don't I don't like beard jelly fish or team all big bird this is yeah. He sees some good runs children's book we're really at this very topic and it's tough to come out of the top description today that should really as you you're really not here you're really doing yourself I'm sorry hey if I decided I still low skill I remember the old days I go NGOs Syria. And the guy and somebody got used to work for yard play golf for the once or trolley you live out of his car yeah I was in mergers on yeah yeah yeah. Yes we know it's just got to stink if you limit on your car and you get towed. President Eddie told your home in on and being and fish yeah I now pay I'm sleeping and yeah its it's weird when you when you common people you go really this is what you're doing. Because I've never known anybody live out of their car. Let me well guess comics had to do that. I guess when they go on the road from lake middle actually go just a road warriors may go from. Town the town and now maybe no fair play in the you know dish comic shouldn't do this forever. There are no family's religious. Economy go from town to town a party you know whatever something green light for a while that's my kind of my dream machine get like a small RV a real she daft enough for my golf clubs. And Australia my family are scared them once and awhile I just. Take off. June crappy one Nader's and play golf all around Cisco from place to place. I would like you do their fur and a couple months you know I mean I don't sound too horrible or. I have like all these survival. Back to actually put together. I you know essential to watch in Macon and afraid. Oh that's right I forgot that when you want to show you go crazy mop up stuff that no human should lose I have more survival I thought I just point gas masks why did you my gas masks contract on knowledge you have. I was bored one night and I feel and I keep every house at least for gas well I didn't order. Mean you must women know that chemical let's get out of this one won't fit on your key. The whole policy shop just like I so I would like to go to woods and just hang out further light. And try to survive but I'm scared of ticks. But you know most Jewelers. Here you won't make you think you know and all I would you guys show but Nate did. Like regular I'm like yeah. But. You know if I wish fully finished. It I I looked each finish percent of all times I have to walker to the person. And I'm meeting no lady's life that I go listen it is shut simulate just the whole time I'm not need to bring cameras. You know Sony tournament and major fraiche and you're allowed to bring one thing from home. Putting an RV. Yeah a machete are hot brand and our big if you got to bring wanting. So no I would never judicial but I would like to go up into the woods for a week or two weeks you know bring maybe like five or six Kansas are dean's. My little fishing pole and she's she's our visas what you bring that would be food of choice we hear you say laughs and you know they're healthy tea proteins. I'll OK yeah all right and I you know I haven't heard I mean I haven't heard of Sar reasons it's my dad was a starting guy. I didn't realize it was because say they're like you said they last neo Geneva. I come down shares are mighty us storage unit of my fallout shelter you have a font just why have a storage unit. You know why keep more money should be bearish wage might arch your reaction of archery I just more my way to win. You can do you know what are you waiting for the Hunger Games haven't young and archery and a follow all I was just I was playing surged bad golf last year I show you need to do some sort of debauchery are Cherie yeah she only got named I know in my life it's like so you know I'm doing now don't archery and ordered anybody say hey I want taken up I don't go hunting or just ocean arranged yeah I hit an Eleanor did you really on the because she's she needed to nail head and that my second shot and is locked right. I'm Ian I'll look at you and they can you kind of issue where you want to you know we Ayman pretty much. I asked my life. And consequently a during the quarter. Aren't. Apparently. Hurt her what do you call. So in my fallout shelter. But there's not a fault it's my storage unit I I have life she's fifteen gallons a Warner. You know maybe forty cans of food Zanardi. When Al Pacino is if it's if it's not ready to protect you from an attack are you going to be dead. In the last couple days I wish I get to eat Maria has a good point yeah you can. Five gallon bucket toilet paper faster parents all know that he has got or whatever planet and they have been like if it is. We stuff to bond and fill the empty in the days until live in the New York area in Jersey and teller for me also you might be spared but I mean 'cause I'm back got to be thinking Europe's first lazier hit from by anybody who wants to be graduates right. More EER I would imagine. But I I live close enough to farmers in words and stuff. Accidentally grab your mood there on the editors. And I'm OK and I got a little toilet but we'll apocalyptic comedy show you which William portable toilet ally and a five gallon bucket like he's plastic bags united. Another tie and now he's not an animal Steele yeah oh yeah. Figured out why your box hardware and the world coming to an astronomy Shrum I do still in the right spot. Fires billowing and not all high. I feel OK station that was as she does and that was our amusement. But you don't allow I don't remember you only aren't. You know Chris the only guys that know what I know Stanford's sometimes do since furry little guys met great people yeah. Appreciate that as I judge and that's why I'm a mess of common. Hey if you go to the caller are you good this weekend you know tonight tomorrow I intend thirty show you gonna get that kind of personalized content yet. I don't listen I'm like I don't fell on stage I do know what I'm doing on stage blessings don't let's just say yeah I'll I don't know I don't know and I don't hear thank god I'm so proud by the margin would lose her. Yeah. What you call last night show so much my number worked this club and it has agreed clouds coming hours and you know it was a lot of fun I had a good time. Jerry we're child Wal-Mart are a third generation my Wal-Mart may not mind my supplies clothes. And and what can only give these like in case some bad happens your supplies well I just got your food and start I'm an old golf balls. Oh OK and I go there. Because I I always I feel better nine point if you want your at least embedded in you know. And I just prayer as you might point back in me in Allen and he might he do it kind of feel superior when you walk around Wal-Mart. Feel like implants stolen each enemy. Yeah this is I'm oh yes and you had yet to teeth and so you can walk in feeling proudly ticked Wal-Mart. It's just yeah yeah yeah I can play in 2000. We are like killer out Wal-Mart you yeah ha ha. We won I now on the golf course so are you looking at a more normal people look at Mike you can shoot a golfer for a long time and and you know that had an armed guy wasn't always the guy you see at the golf course. Oh yeah are you looking more more like if you blend. It is a lie Wear nice clothes are look like a golfer. You know golf and there's just kind of version yeah. Yeah I. I could've played chambers bay this week but Cameron a tournament there. Our email the guy he goes he shall I love to have you magician tournament. Some of your workplace Upton. Two coma. And I got some stuff lineup and I wanna play nice course in Tacoma email me at rich Irish moss dot com a few other nice place. A nice it was a play golf does include some his backyard these well no I mean there's. Our course is Jewish public courses there's. You know chambers bay which is there were still pretty you'd love to do that I would they demand a second now all you have to walked a course yet which I mean I'm born in all I'm healthy young guys that you might. 101000 steps today at least and you look you know ahead last month I walked a 130 miles which is like. Ford peaches I got to walk from here to Spokane. Each and I surround our. I step thing but whatever you Shane that you go to your former I don't know how you do things share. Hi Chris I just can't I don't know it just makes all of us I just come in and just ramble occasion aero. I've been on this long do you know what another show like carried. You know what it. I can't believe this PGA show in Boston now. Yeah. You know I'm an image you've got a great track records and so we're junior here's a look if you just how long you been on radio now I'll go well you know we like guys is my nineteenth year your Seattle. I shouldn't change that is you know how is seen that is you know you know that in radio yeah compete. The nineteen year do. I'm really fortunate because I never keep a job long but it seemed like things worked out well here in Seattle I like the people people like me and it's always nice and I can happen it's it's it's just all morning Greg Jeanne good. You get health insurance is stuff we get health insurance yes dual channel we do I know it's hard to believe but they've they've I've had health insurance my entire career high my business as crazy I have a 20000 a year no New Jersey for mile 20000. If I get the hang on getting an MRI I'm getting my money's worth you're gonna tell monotone that saw a lot of money in Jersey it's so expensive to live there is just now in Holland I mean we got rid of our Governor Christie got. I yeah and then when you say got rid of some of the with the way he did visits you kind of wonder if you governor reminded the old fashioned way with a no merely the bottom of some river. He closed all that it made national news last fourth of July closed all the state martian beaches. Yet that marriage he laid on the beach Jeanne Andre Allen Shia Heartland Financial component closed I don't need shoes anything you see him out there on a tribe could be. He really had a lot of married exactly I'm dead that's amazing hey if there I think when there are jokes neither of political gods they don't. Here's the thing though your roast them telling you. You've got to check out rich Voss is rose it's the legendary rose to the legendary as legend Richard Haas. Fog great people and their Colin Quinn now our buddy Jim Norton and they really do a man year old wife as a matter if I decide it is perfect opportunity to say what I think of it. Joseph rodeo and nor an got Bobby Kelly asks you to bodies sure Europe in two if you wanna start walking now I told bodies skeleton as fat. Surely she's a great Rosh Milosevic and can't sugar Tacoma comical why don't. We're Seattle Welsh and maybe once every cavaliers once you exactly yeah you know I shot fired also on my way or demand Hoover by. This guy issue club so I think a strong working here more often I loaded up here. Yeah and it until and you got a great show Tacoma comical dot com two shows tonight two shows tomorrow at 8 PM 1030 and again vause rose with that I VoS Foss Rostock can't get the rose Rick always good to see you thank you drag me. And they X mornings on the Iraq and I mean I'm point nine KI SW.
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