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Hola Bitcholas, Funny thing happened on my way to write the blog.. I forgot to write the blog. It happens from time to time. Have no idea what I would have babbled about, but as a direct result of my forgetfulness, I will babble about having forgotten. The major problem with that is the degree of...
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You Should Be, Well, Red

Hola Bitcholas, As we continue to prepare for Redfestival (I'm sure you have your tickets, right? RIGHT?) we're reminded that this ridiculous, outdoor drinking shindig is for the Fisher House. Yes, it's for you and us, as it is a celebration of our common silliness, but it's for the Fisher House...
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The Jury Fury!

Hola Bitcholas, We had a discussion about jury duty today. No one loves it, but we wondered which would be the better scenario: average, boring 2 weeks or a 'crime of the century' type trial (like OJ) for 7 months? Initially, I thought I'd prefer the 7-month-spectacle. I figure it's interesting at...
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Naughty Bits Can Fit

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day today so, as always, we conducted our Mens Room Poll. The situation: For 24 hours, your penis or vagina (pa-gina?) will no longer between your legs. The options: Where on your body will you have it: Chin Forehead Nose Hand Pick wisely. Until tomorrow, do what you do...
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Redfestival is Coming!

Hola Bitcholas, Redfestival is coming...like 'winter is coming'...it's a ways off, but inevitable. It's September 14th. Usually, Redfestival happens about 30 days after we announce it, so having some notice is nice. More importantly, it gives us more time to try and curate the things we really want...
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The Kiss of the Mystery Hiss

Hola Bitcholas, Been away for awhile but we're back...and quite happy about that. Believe it or not, we miss doing the show. It's our 'fun time', dig? But today, for no reason we can identify, there was this strange, high-pitched whistle that accompanied the entire broadcast. At first I was the...
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Drink for the Cause With Us!

Hola Bitcholas, We talked to the fine folks from the Fisher House. The Fisher House, in case you don't know, is the charity we've been partnered with for the last 10 years. Proceeds from the sales of any of our Mens Room beers and/ or the sausage go to them and they do some insanely good with it...
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Redfestival with Us!

Hola Bitcholas, We announced the date for this year's Red Festival! September 14th at the Enumclaw Expo Center. ..so mark your calendars. Like every year we will offer beer, food and music but this year we might have a little 'extra'. I can't get into all the 'details' because (1) there aren't any...
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Drought or Pout

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What's the streak you wanted to end?". This was inspired a few different surveys about people's hygiene; how often you brush your teeth, wash your sheets, change your underwear (???) and 'what would happen if you didn't shower for a year'. You don't have to be an...
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Choose your Third Player!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day and you know what that means...do you? Do you know what that means? Yes? No? What that means is that we conducted another Mens Room Poll. Today we wanted to know which one of these mascots you would invite for the third person in a threesome: Aunt Jemima (...
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