International Boat Meat Day, Bitches!

Hola Bitcholas, Can you feel it in the air? Is it palpable? That sense of excitement that's crackling through the ether is a direct result of today being International Boat Meat Day! Why no, I'm NOT kidding. What is International Boat Meat Day? Frankly, I'm offended that you asked, but IBM Day is a...
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Miss Rock Takes Off in Detroit Rock City

Our own Miss Rock Hydroplane was involved in a solo horrific accident Saturday in Heat 1B of the President’s Cup in Detroit. Driver Kevin Eacret hit a roller wave at 176mph and went insanely flying and crashed in front of the Detroit Yacht Club. Kevin is all right and was walking an hour later...
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