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Poppyseed Muffins and Bagels Are About to Ruin Your UA

Hola Bitcholas, Well, for the last week or so, our very own Mike Hawk has been eating poppy seed- related foods...muffins, bagels, etc...in an effort to get a 'false-positive' reading​ for opiates on a UA that we all took today. Again, we ALL took one today. If you're interested, here's a video of...
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Did You Notice Slipknot Had New Outfits and Masks for Pain?!

Pain in the Grass is HERE! And we already knocked out Day 1! Can you believe it? Something I found kind of cool, was that Slipknot debuted new masks and outfits for the summer for the first time at Pain in the Grass on Tuesday! The soul is not so vibrant | Auburn, WA #knotfestroadshow A post shared...
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Sweat Pant Rant

Hola Bitcholas, It was a normal morning; woke up sore, kids were needy, took a massive dump...all the hallmarks of an ordinary day. Then I waited for the bus. The wait was about 20 minutes. Just missed one, so I had to wait for the next. Whatever. Took a seat on the bench and flipped through news...
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Cold Weather or Hot?

Hola Bitcholas, We asked about the worst weather you've ever had to deal with. Not natural disasters, but just the weather. We heard about temperatures from 120 degrees (thanks Afghanistan) to -65 degrees (thanks Alaska). Got me thinking...would I rather have to deal with extreme heat or extreme...
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Stop Trying to Make SOGGY Happen

Hola Bitcholas, Today was our Random Question Question so, as we do every Monday, asked a lot of questions. For reasons I can't recall, the words "hot and soggy" were used by a listener to describe a situation. If you had an adverse reaction to the phrase "hot and soggy" it's because you're not an...
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Eyeballs for Sex's Sake!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we talked about death. We talked about poop yesterday, so why not death today? I'm not gonna go through all the different answers we heard today, but I wanna take this opportunity to express the "power of attraction". Case-in-point, a guy called in who used to be a security...
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