Jokes

B, B, B, BAD

Hola Bitcholas, As we do every Friday, we did our "Bad Jokes" segment. Honestly, it's hit and miss, but today was pretty good. For your consideration, here's a small sample of what we got today: (and we wouldn't want to mince the immaculate grammar) How come the toilet paper couldn't cross the road...
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You Do NOT Want to Be the Egg

Hola Bitcholas, Not much today, just a dumb joke we heard that I enjoy more than I think I should. What's the worst thing about being an egg? You only get laid once...and it's by your mom. Stupid, I know, but I like it. That's what I've got. Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL! But...
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Joke's On Me!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Bad Joke" day and there was no shortage of jokes offered up by you, our dear listener. Here's a sample of what we got today: What do we want? NASCAR! When do we want it? NEEEEAAOOOOWWW How do you track Will Smith in a snowstorm? Fresh prints! How do you eat a frog? One...
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Yo Momma's So What?!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "If Your Car Could Talk, What Story Would It Tell?" This is a loaded question because we know that you and everyone you know does all sorts of things in their own car. Sing, fart, f**k, puke, pick your nose, masturbate...your car, if it could talk, could embarrass...
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