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Party with Us This Saturday! Here's What to Know

Hola, bitcholas! Our annual outdoor drinking extravaganza is THIS SATURDAY! You may have heard that our email is down, so instead of blasting you with robo calls or pigeons wearing teeny-tiny scrolls of information, I decided to post it here instead. The 'Dos and Don'ts', as they were, of our party...
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In the Show 3000!

Hola Bitcholas, Our 3000th show is coming up soon. Next Friday? I dunno. Whatever the case, the show is coming up and, to our surprise, a lot of people are really excited about it. Your reaction has been heart-warming and all that kinda fuzzy stuff. Truly. Thing is, we really don't have anything...
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3000th Party Planning

Hola Bitcholas, I posted about our 14th anniversary show last week. Actually, that's a bit of a misnomer; we discovered that last Friday was the 14th anniversary...we had no idea...but when we found out, we were kinda proud and felt the need to reflect. Anyway, I posted as much in the blog and the...
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One Man's Party is Another Man's Science

Hola Bitcholas, The company Christmas party was last night and, frankly, looked like a massive success; lots of people, lots of smiles, lots of positive vibes, etc. My dumb ass had the party written into the calendar for NEXT week, so I was woefully unprepared. Nevertheless, I partook in the...
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Boat Meat Wishes and Charitable Dreams

Hola Bitcholas, Happy International Boat Meat Day ! Yes, that is what today is. Does anyone other than us know about it? Highly unlikely, but today is that day. On that note, we're having the Mens Room Black Party tonight. Let me be clear, Mens Room Black is the beer, not me! So we're having a...
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Kick Those Cold Feet Out of Here

Hola Bitcholas, I've been sleeping like sh*t the last few days and have no idea why. But that's not the problem. The problem is that after I finally settle into a slumber, it's only a few hours later that my daughter finds her way into my bed (not a Goddamn thing wrong with HER bed, but...) and...
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Stuffed is Enough

Hola Bitcholas, I have been blowing my nose all day and just as quickly as I can dislodge some gooey nonsense from either nostril, they fill back up. That's just how it goes sometimes, but you forget how absolutely f**king annoying it is. It's like a having a sore throat. It happens to all of us...
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Mens Room Black Holidays Are HERE!

Hola Bitcholas, Happy f**king holidays and all that, Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving. My daughter informed me that Thanksgiving is "the worst holiday ever". Naturally, I asked why and she explained that she hates the food. I used to too....but I didn't tell her that I'm, not impressed either...
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Ghouly Googlies

Hola Bitcholas, It's Halloween and plenty of people got dressed up today. Pretty much our entire office did. We didn't, but a LOT of our coworkers did. Seems that adults just LOVE All Hallow's Eve. No problem with that, I just never think about it. However, this morning I was greeted with these...
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Artsy, Fartsy, PAIN and a Party!

Hola Bitcholas, Full disclosure, I totally forgot about doing a blog. We've been far too distracted by the massive reveal of Pain in the Grass! That said, I'll take this opportunity to ask for artists. I'm working on a 'thing' with a few other guys and it involves visual art. That's all I can tell...
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