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What TV Tycoon Should Be in Charge Next?

Hola Bitcholas, As we do each week, today we conducted the highly valued, prize- winning, scientifically accurate Men's Room Poll. We live in a world suffering from Epistemophobia..so today's poll was, who is our next 'tv President'? KIM KARDASHIAN DR. PHIL JUDGE JUDY JERRY SPRINGER Yep. Until...
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Choose Which to Lose!

Hola, bitcholas! It was Big Dummy day today and with Big Dummy comes the Mens Room Poll. The Mens Room Poll (I'm sure you already know) rivals Pew and Gallup for accuracy and the importance of what is asked. As proof, here was today's poll: Which would you give up : One HAND One FOOT One EYE All of...
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Which Itch Would You Pitch?

Hola Bitcholas, Toay was 'Big Dummy' day, so, as always, we conducted our Men's Room Poll. Today we gave you the choice of one of four STD's: Chlamydia Gonorrhea Crabs Herpes Miles made an astute observation about this at the top of the show; 'at least here we offer you a CHOICE...normally, when...
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You Wouldn't Rather

Hola Bitcholas, Did you happen to catch our most recent BIG dummy DAY? As always, we conducted a scientific, error-free, concise, analytical survey we call The Mens Room Poll. Our last poll was this: 'One of these songs plays EVERYTIME you have sex; do you pick: - Sara McLachlan... Angel" - Barney...
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Nacho, Burrito, Bring Your RED Speedo!

Hola Bitcholas, Today's Men's Room Poll was simply this: Pick one: Soft Shell Taco Hard Shell Taco Burrito Nachos Sadly, we talked about it all day and I am f**king starving now! OK bitches, two more days to Redfestival ! Get your ass there and have a good time with us! Do it! Until tomorrow, do...
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You Want This Bod?

Hola Bitcholas, Today we conducted another legendary, infamous, Mens Room Poll. Today we asked you to pick a physical body to spend your life in. Keep in mind, you don't get to live THEIR life...you're still you, but you will live in the body of: Andre the Giant Gary Coleman Donatella Versace? If...
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Which Shenanigans Do You Want at Redfestival?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was another Men's Room Poll. Instead of asking something obscure and hypothetical, we decided to conduct business. Well, OUR version of "business". Redfestival is 23 days away and at this point, frankly, we start getting really excited. I dunno...feeling energized and good...
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The Truth Is Out WHERE?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Big Dummy" day, but more than that, it was the day of our Mens Room Poll. Today's question was: Which do you think they'll prove the existence of first: Bigfoot UFOs/Aliens Loch Ness Monster I would be happy with any of those, personally. All of those things are far more...
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How Do YOU Go Bottomless?

For today's "Men's Room Poll", we asked: You get 'bottomless' what? Mimosas Olive Garden Breadsticks French Fries Soda? To me, there is no question; mimosas. Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL! And while you're here, get your #Redfestival tickets !
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Urine with the Right Crowd Now!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Big Dummy" day and, as we do, in addition to asking our game show questions, we also conduct a 'Men's Room Poll' every week. This week we asked, "Which pool would you rather have to dive into?" a pool full of tobacco spit a pool full of loogies a pool full of urine or a...
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