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Which Reason to Curse Would You Like?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day so we, of course, conducted another Mens Room Poll. Today we asked which of the following you'd choose to deal with: Stubbed Toe Biting Your Tongue Heartburn Swamp Ass There's no good answer, but as a chronic sufferer of heartburn, f**k that one. I guess I...
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Naughty Bits Can Fit

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day today so, as always, we conducted our Mens Room Poll. The situation: For 24 hours, your penis or vagina (pa-gina?) will no longer between your legs. The options: Where on your body will you have it: Chin Forehead Nose Hand Pick wisely. Until tomorrow, do what you do...
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Choose your Third Player!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day and you know what that means...do you? Do you know what that means? Yes? No? What that means is that we conducted another Mens Room Poll. Today we wanted to know which one of these mascots you would invite for the third person in a threesome: Aunt Jemima (...
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10 or 20 Piece for You?

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day here in the Men's Room and it didn't disappoint. Maybe it DID disappoint, but let's just say it lived up to the name. Sadly, most of the dummies were members of this very show...myself included. It was just one of those days where we went (merrily) off the rails from...
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Pick Your Palate Primer!

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day today so, as always, it was accompanied with our weekly Mens Room Poll. Today we offered you this opportunity; put your tongue in one of the following for 30 seconds: Stranger's nostril Bowling Bowl Finger Holes Porta-Potty Seat Gym Shower Floor As always, choose...
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Pick Your Easter Feast

Hola Bitcholas, "Big Dummy" day here on the show of big dummies, and as we do, we conducted the highly respected, excruciatingly accurate, paragon of scientific specificity that is the Mens Room Poll. With Peter Cotton Tail right around the corner we asked about the contents of his basket...
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PB and HEY! Not THAT Kind!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Big Dummy" day so we conducted our Mens Room Poll...and this one hits close to home. You're making a PB&J sandwich: Wheat or white bread Creamy or crunchy peanut butter Grape jelly or other? Think wisely. Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL! Pain in...
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Choose Your Late Night Identity!

Hola Bitcholas, Another week, another episode of "Big Dummy!" Today lived up to its name as the very first caller took 11 questions to know, well, anything. That, however, is not why I'm here. No, today I want to share the thing I share every week, the 'Mens Room Poll'. Today we asked you which of...
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Accordian to Our Poll, You Will Not Be Cool

Hola Bitcholas, Today we conducted our Men's Room Poll. This is what we asked: You are going to be a badass on one of these defiantly uncool instruments: Piccolo Autoharp Accordian or Keytar Choose wisely...even though you can't. Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!
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Heroes That Hold the Super

Hola Bitcholas, 'Big Dummy' day here in the Mens Room and it truly owned up to it's name. It's not so much that people got a lot of questions wrong, it was more how people SOUNDED when answering. Hard to explain. Ah, but we always do our incredibly scientific Men's Room Poll. Today we made you a...
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