Hola Bitcholas, Butts were making headlines for various reasons; a woman pooped on a cop, a guy was busted smuggling gold in his rectum, another guy rubbed fruit on his naked ass at a grocery store and then put the fruit back on the shelf, etc. Inspired by the glutes we asked WHY WAS A BUTT PART OF...

Hola Bitcholas, Today's show was a disaster...a train wreck...a negative glitch. I don't know how or why or when it happened, but it happened. It felt like a collective effort to f**k it up this bad. It was, in some way, almost glorious. You know, like the way a pug is called 'cute' precisely...

Hola Bitcholas, It doesn't matter what we talked about today, but just know that one caller stands out. And I wanna be clear that I'm not speaking ill of the guy, just being honest. He managed to do what I thought was impossible...he managed to tell a story devoid of anything interesting, and yet,...

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "If Your Car Could Talk, What Story Would It Tell?" This is a loaded question because we know that you and everyone you know does all sorts of things in their own car. Sing, fart, f**k, puke, pick your nose, masturbate...your car, if it could talk, could embarrass...