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Give It Up This Month

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day...although most people did pretty well...and as we do every Thursday, we conducted a Mens Room Poll. Today we wanted to know which of the following you could best endure for a month: No drugs or alcohol No sex/ porn or masturbation Social media/ cell phones...
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Ghouly Googlies

Hola Bitcholas, It's Halloween and plenty of people got dressed up today. Pretty much our entire office did. We didn't, but a LOT of our coworkers did. Seems that adults just LOVE All Hallow's Eve. No problem with that, I just never think about it. However, this morning I was greeted with these...
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Be a Fly On the Wall

Hola Bitcholas, Today I figured I'd share some choice snippets from various off-air office conversations...the stuff you're likely to overhear if you're within ear shot of us. Away we go: "There are so many toenails!" "I thought it was a fart...with gusto." "How are you gonna get the toenail outta...
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Now, NOT Later

Hola Bitcholas. Today was our Random Question Question. As it worked out, we had a few questions about poop. Keep in mind, any question we ask are news-inspired and, well, poop has been in the news for various reasons. Anyway, we asked 3 questions about poop and the floodgates of excretory...
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Shut the Front Door!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day so we conducted our Mens Room Poll: We wanted to know, if you had to pick a new curse word to use for the rest of your life, would it be: Zoinks Phooey Jinkis Dag Nabbat ...and yes, most of those were inspired by Saturday morning cartoons. Until tomorrow, do...
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A Barrage of Sabotage

Hola Bitcholas, I've shared this story on the show before, repeated it today and have been asked to share it one more time on this blog...which is remarkably accommodating considering that this is my blog. Perfect. I'll start with the fact that I have not one ounce of regret. Working in restaurants...
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Dag Nab WHAT Though?

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What happened on the plane?"...so naturally, we got into a lengthy discussion about cursing. Well, not 'cursing', per se, but curse-substitutes. See, most of us on the show are filthy-mouthed a$$ho!es. We curse (or is it 'cuss') a lot. A lot a lot. Not on the air,...
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Welcome to Funkytown

Hola Bitcholas, I am in a funk...and have been for a few weeks now. I'm not talking about 'funk' like, 'where's my bass, let's lay some bad-ass sh*t down!'...or a 'funk' like, 'Goddamn you smell like the ass of a dead raccoon that just climbed out of of the ass of another dead raccoon'. No, I'm in...
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Kitty Roca?

Hola Bitcholas, As we do, we got side-tracked today with talk of food that looks like poop. Sounds ridiculous, but someone brought up the Baby Ruth candy bar. They're delicious, sure, but they straight up look like sh*t. I was confident that Baby Ruths' were the only one...but no. Here were a few...
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We'll Have the Barry Smoothie!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day so, naturally, we had our Mens Room Poll. Today we asked: "If you had to consume the ashes of a cremated friend, how would you prefer it?": Smoothie Brownie Dry rub on chicken Roll it in a blunt and smoke them Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY...
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