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Snow Day for Daddy?

Hola Bitcholas, ​Word has it that my kids are finally going to go back to school tomorrow. I've lost track of how many days they've been off but it's been plenty. The thing that occurred to me today was what snow is in the eyes of a school-aged child. I never really considered it until today, but...
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Spelling Hurts When Done Improperly

Hola Bitcholas, Two things today: #1: After espousing my undying hatred of snow in yesterday's blog, I went home and the first words out of my kids' face-hole was, "Daddy, will you go outside with us?" What I THOUGHT was, "Are you mother**kers serious?!?" What I SAID was, "Gimme a minute". Then I...
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Snow, Not Again!

Hola Bitcholas, Aww www...the snow. Snowmageddon. Snowpocalypse. Frozen Bullsh*t. Here we are again. I absolutely hate snow. Always have. Snow and I are natural enemies, not unlike lions and elephants. That said, everyone around me keeps commenting on how "beautiful" it is. Really? I don't see it...
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3000th Party Planning

Hola Bitcholas, I posted about our 14th anniversary show last week. Actually, that's a bit of a misnomer; we discovered that last Friday was the 14th anniversary...we had no idea...but when we found out, we were kinda proud and felt the need to reflect. Anyway, I posted as much in the blog and the...
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Get Your Hurt Here!

Hola Bitcholas, "Big Dummy" day was in full swing and, as always, we conducted a Mens Room Poll - Today's poll was; pick one of these to deal with: Flu/fever Scabies Measles Broken ribs Personally, I picked the flu...but only because I'm familiar with the misery. What would you choose? I'm outta...
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Smelly Below the Belly

Hola Bitcholas, People have very often requested, asked and/ or demanded that we install a webcam in the studio. The general sentiment is that people want to watch us do the show. That's very flattering, but seriously, it's not exciting to watch; we're just sitting in chairs talking...but also,...
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Snow Day? No Way

Hola Bitcholas, I want to preface this by saying that I love my kids. Every parent loves their kids, so that statement is just a prelude to throwing them under a bus. In this case it's all about the Monday after the Super Bowl. As a rule, we take that day off. It's the one day a year we know in...
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Anniversary Snuggle?

Hola Bitcholas, Today happens to be the 14th Anniversary of the Mens Room. Miles, Ted and I landed in Seattle on this day in 2005 to start our show. So, here we are, 2978 shows later, wondering where the time has gone. It doesn't feel like 14 years. 14 years sounds like a long time, and I suppose...
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A Week Not for the Weak

Hola Bitcholas, Today was that magical day we call "Big Dummy" day. Why do we call it a 'magical' day? Well, we don't. I completely made that up. However, it IS the day we conduct our Mens Room Poll. Today we wanted you to pick one of the following to endure for a week: Boot Camp (Marine) Hospital...
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Tickets to the Taste Spectacle HERE

Hola Bitcholas, Being that I write a blog 5 days a week, you'd think I would remember that I actually need to write a blog. You'd THINK that...and you'd be thing all wrong. I have an uncanny ability to forget or not notice things that are obvious to anyone who has a pulse. I will order something at...
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