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Kitty Roca?

Hola Bitcholas, As we do, we got side-tracked today with talk of food that looks like poop. Sounds ridiculous, but someone brought up the Baby Ruth candy bar. They're delicious, sure, but they straight up look like sh*t. I was confident that Baby Ruths' were the only one...but no. Here were a few...
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Which Song Should Actually Be a Show?

Hola Bitcholas, I'll make this easy; during TV Time with Ted, Ted (who else) was telling us that dumb-ass song from some band (I really don't remember) is developing a tv show based on their song. "Hello Dililah"? Maybe that's it. I dunno. Anyway, the premise sounds dreadfully boring because the...
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Admit Which Driver You Hate Based On Their Car

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Big Dummy" day so, of course, we also conducted our error-free and succinct Mens Room Poll. Today's poll goes back to a conversation we had a few days ago: Which drivers you automatically hate? Prius German cars (BMW, Mercedes and Audi in particular) Minivans ​Bicyclists...
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Choose Which to Lose!

Hola, bitcholas! It was Big Dummy day today and with Big Dummy comes the Mens Room Poll. The Mens Room Poll (I'm sure you already know) rivals Pew and Gallup for accuracy and the importance of what is asked. As proof, here was today's poll: Which would you give up : One HAND One FOOT One EYE All of...
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You Should Eat None of These

Hola Bitcholas, Happy Day to all. Today was "Big Dummy" day, so as we do, we conducted a 'Men's Room Poll'. Today we asked: You have to eat one, which do you choose: A deep-fried turd A spoonful of pus A human being? Just so you know, 'human' was the overwhelming winner...and I totally agree with...
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