Kids

Give Our Pants a Chance

Hola Bitcholas, Like a lot of people, I'll dress differently for work than I do for hanging out with kids on the weekend, etc. I don't have 'work' clothes but I'll wear things that I don't generally rock on the weekend. Wasn't always that way. Before kids, I looked the same all the time. After kids...
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Parental Figure Hater?

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What did you not tell your parents about at the time?" Through the whole show I kept wondering what MY kids would say if they were to call. Truth is, I don't wanna know. I know they're gonna do dumb and/or horrible sh*t in their lives, but I really don't wanna know...
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You Call it a WHAT?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was an interesting show. We asked, "When was the last time you or someone else said, 'I've never heard it called that before'? We were inspired by a woman who posted to Twitter, a story about how she had to figure out what her 5-year-old daughter meant when she mentioned a '...
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All Teeth and No Fairies!

Hola Bitcholas, It seems that today's show kept veering into the territory of 'parents who keep their kids baby teeth' and 'parents who have lost their kids at a store/ in public', etc. That wasn't our intent, but when either of these came up, plenty of comments came our way. What we learned is,...
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How Much Do You Love Embarrassing Your Kids?

Hola Bitcholas, We asked about the family member who is most likely to be remembered and why. What we learned is that 9 times outta 10, it's a grandparent...and it's a grandparent because, seemingly, people from previous generations have more, um, 'colorful' comments about everyday life and very...
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Which Would You Fight?

Hola Bitcholas, In addition to "Big Dummy", today was also the day that we conducted our Mens Room Poll. Today's poll asked, "You have to fight one of these, which would you pick; 20 6-year-olds, 20 'seniors' or 7 wiener dogs?" We asked because we came across a story about a woman who was "mauled...
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Please Clap!

Hola Bitcholas, Have to hustle outta here tonight as soon as the show ends. I have to navigate I-5 and get to my kids' school for their...sure to be Tony nominated...performance. Actually, I don't mind. Like any parent, I'll be proud and think it's cute and all that stuff, but here's the problem;...
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No, YOU Have a Popcorn Addiction

Hola Bitcholas, Hope you had a wonderful weekend. I do. I won't lose sleep if you didn't, but I do hope you had a good one. Had to go to Home Depot over the weekend. No big deal...just one of those realities of owning a home. But, had to bring the kids and my son made it very clear that he didn't...
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Are You Team Banana or Onion?

Hola Bitcholas, How was your weekend? It doesn't matter...I can't hear you. I got sucked into drawing a comic for my son. Apparently I agreed to this on Saturday night...although I have no recollection of this...and no, I wasn't drunk. Sunday morning my son is at my bedside waking me up (early) to...
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Kids Can Be So Damn Savage

Hola Bitcholas, Full disclosure; I'm cool with blood, vomit, sh*t, pee, and MOST other bodily expulsions. Always have been...and then I had kids and tolerance to other people's "stuff" is a necessity. Boogers however, they are never welcome in my world. I'm not sure why they bother me as much as...
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