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Pinnochi-NO, She Didn't

Hola Bitcholas, It was "Big Dummy" day, and usually I take this opportunity to share our Men's Room Poll...and I will, but first I must share this one particular question and answer from earlier. The question was 'what Biblical figure was in a whale's belly for three days and three nights?' The...
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You Have to Lose ONE

Hola Bitcholas, Today was the day we played 'Big Dummy' and, as we do, we presented another Men's Room Poll - Which of these would you rather lose: Your KEYS Your WALLET/ PURSE Your PHONE or Your SIGNIFICANT OTHER We don't have the final results of all the voting, but the early returns are that...
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Deviant Choices!

Hola Bitcholas, Today is the day of the weekly Mens Room Poll. Before anyone accuses us of being 'sick' or 'deviant' bastards, the options for today's poll were not of our own creation. No. Sadly, all of the following options were inspired by real-life news stories about real- life people doing...
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Ransom, Ransom, Ransom

Hola Bitcholas, Are you ready? Ready for a Men's Room Poll? Too bad, here it is anyway: If you were kidnapped, how much money do you legitimately think someone would spend on you for ransom?: $1 to $1000 $1001 to $10,000 $10,001 to $50,000 $50,001 + Think about it...and then be sad. Until tomorrow...
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What TV Tycoon Should Be in Charge Next?

Hola Bitcholas, As we do each week, today we conducted the highly valued, prize- winning, scientifically accurate Men's Room Poll. We live in a world suffering from Epistemophobia..so today's poll was, who is our next 'tv President'? KIM KARDASHIAN DR. PHIL JUDGE JUDY JERRY SPRINGER Yep. Until...
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Choose Which to Lose!

Hola, bitcholas! It was Big Dummy day today and with Big Dummy comes the Mens Room Poll. The Mens Room Poll (I'm sure you already know) rivals Pew and Gallup for accuracy and the importance of what is asked. As proof, here was today's poll: Which would you give up : One HAND One FOOT One EYE All of...
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Which Itch Would You Pitch?

Hola Bitcholas, Toay was 'Big Dummy' day, so, as always, we conducted our Men's Room Poll. Today we gave you the choice of one of four STD's: Chlamydia Gonorrhea Crabs Herpes Miles made an astute observation about this at the top of the show; 'at least here we offer you a CHOICE...normally, when...
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You Wouldn't Rather

Hola Bitcholas, Did you happen to catch our most recent BIG dummy DAY? As always, we conducted a scientific, error-free, concise, analytical survey we call The Mens Room Poll. Our last poll was this: 'One of these songs plays EVERYTIME you have sex; do you pick: - Sara McLachlan... Angel" - Barney...
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Nacho, Burrito, Bring Your RED Speedo!

Hola Bitcholas, Today's Men's Room Poll was simply this: Pick one: Soft Shell Taco Hard Shell Taco Burrito Nachos Sadly, we talked about it all day and I am f**king starving now! OK bitches, two more days to Redfestival ! Get your ass there and have a good time with us! Do it! Until tomorrow, do...
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You Want This Bod?

Hola Bitcholas, Today we conducted another legendary, infamous, Mens Room Poll. Today we asked you to pick a physical body to spend your life in. Keep in mind, you don't get to live THEIR life...you're still you, but you will live in the body of: Andre the Giant Gary Coleman Donatella Versace? If...
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